The Profanity Calendar 2026 - The Ultimate Swearing Calendar
Get your shit together (sort of) with The Profanity Calendar 2026 — the calendar for people who don’t give a fuck about boring planners or fake motivational quotes. Perfectly rude, unapologetically funny, and guaranteed to make you laugh every month of the year. 📅 What you’ll get: • 12 months of bold, sweary sass • Blank squares so you can fill in your own dates (works worldwide – UK, US, anywhere!) • A “shit to remember” section every month for notes, doodles, and chaotic reminders
• A4 landscape wall calendar design with white wire binding and hanging hole 🎁 Why you need it: • The ultimate funny gift for friends, family, or co-workers who swear too much • Perfect for Christmas, Secret Santa, birthdays, or just yourself • Adds a daily dose of humour to your wall while still being practical ✨ Whether you’re planning world domination, work deadlines, or just when to buy more wine, this profanity-packed calendar has you covered.